DonJon to Appear at Supersize My Freedom Fries Rally – Washington DC

Hotel Cheslea, NY (MP) — Don JonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, has announced the Supersize My Freedom Fries Rally in Washington DC. The rally will be the first scheduled stop on The Last Great American Roadtrip sponsored by the Molocratic Party.

The rally is intended to spotlight the rising cost of food due to failed economic policy as well as the great taste of McDonalds freedom fries. “McDonalds has the best fries, no doubt! But I don’t think Ronald McDonald should be making economic policy. I mean, he’s a clown after all,” states DonJon.

Details of the rally are yet to be released.

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Written by The Talking Asshole,
Thursday, 17 July 2008

Are You on the MoBus?

Hotel Chelsea, NY (MP) – In an ironic twist of fate, Don JonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, has been suspected by Homeland Security to be the actual first born son of Ken Kesey, American author and counter culture figure, that some consider was a link between the Beat Generation of the 1950s and the hippies of the 1960s. “I was too young to be a beatnik, and too old to be a hippie,” Kesey said in a 1999 interview.

“The resemblance is undeniable,” states Michael Chertoff, United States Secretary of Homeland Security, “we have asked the Kesey family to submit samples for DNA testing.” Roger Turgid, Editor in Chief of this pamphlet, declares, “I knew DonJon was a poser, he claims to be a descendant of Thomas Jefferson, instead he’s American hippie scum.”

The timing is auspicious, considering the announcement of The Last Great American Roadtrip being promoted by Molocractic Party, a national political party founded by “Bubbie” John Daniel committed to accessing Federal Election Commission matching funds in the 2008 U.S. Presidential Elections.

Contacted for comment the Kesey family deferred to their very capable attorneys; in a written statement from capable attorney Larry Rosenbergstein, Esq., “Enough is enough, that is just something that Tom Wolfe wrote without knowing better.” Tom Wolfe, confused author of The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, has not responded to our request for comment.

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The Last Great American Roadtrip Sponsored by Molocratic Party

Will He?

The Molocratic Party, a national political party committed to accessing Federal Election Commission matching funds in the 2008 U.S. Presidential Elections, reports DonJon a “shoe in” at Molocratic Convention scheduled during The Burning Man Project. The Party is promoting The Last Great American Roadtrip to highlight this years convention.

Although DonJon is certain to attend The Burning Man Project, there has been no confirmation that he will show for the Molocratic Party convention. It is highly anticipated that he will be nominated in the first round of voting. Yet, even with the full support of the majority of pledged delegates uncertainty remains as to his intentions. “DonJon is not immune to the call of the all mighty dollar,” states “Bubbie” Daniel, Chairman of the Molocratic Party, “when he sees that we can secure the matching funds, he’ll roll over.”

Speculation is already starting about his Vice Presidential pick if he were to accept the nomination for the Molocratic Party Presidential Candidate for 2008. Daniel told Fox News recently, “Cheney has a nose for money and I think he would like to stay around a while longer. You guys have pull with him, a kind word wouldn’t go unnoticed, if you know what I mean.”

Learn more about The Last American Roadtrip at http://moroadtrip.us

Follow the exploits of the Merry Molochsters at http://molochtheplutocracy.us

“Bubbie” Daniel, Charman of Molocratic Party Prepares for The Last Great American Roadtrip