DonJon Suspected Rightful Heir to Kesey Legacy
DNA Requested, Kesey Family Outraged, Resemblance Undeniable
Written by The Talking Asshole,
Thursday, 17 July 2008
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Hotel Chelsea, NY (MP) – In an ironic twist of fate, Don JonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, has been suspected by Homeland Security to be the actual first born son of Ken Kesey, American author and counter culture figure, that some consider was a link between the Beat Generation of the 1950s and the hippies of the 1960s. “I was too young to be a beatnik, and too old to be a hippie,” Kesey said in a 1999 interview.
“The resemblance is undeniable,” states Michael Chertoff, United States Secretary of Homeland Security, “we have asked the Kesey family to submit samples for DNA testing.” Roger Turgid, Editor in Chief of this pamphlet, declares, “I knew DonJon was a poser, he claims to be a descendant of Thomas Jefferson, instead he’s American hippie scum.”
The timing is auspicious, considering the announcement of The Last Great American Roadtrip being promoted by Molocractic Party, a national political party founded by “Bubbie” John Daniel committed to accessing Federal Election Commission matching funds in the 2008 U.S. Presidential Elections.
Contacted for comment the Kesey family deferred to their very capable attorneys; in a written statement from capable attorney Larry Rosenbergstein, Esq., “Enough is enough, that is just something that Tom Wolfe wrote without knowing better.” Tom Wolfe, confused author of The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, has not responded to our request for comment.
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